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Senator Miriam Defensor-Santiago strikes with her newest funny pickup lines and jokes again which have been adding hilarious flavors to her speeches:
Juan: Gusto kong maging piloto
Nena: Gusto kong maging titser
Maria: Gusto kong maging mabuting ina
Pedro: Gusto kong gawing ina si Maria
Kung asukal ka, ako naman ay sago
Wala akong kwenta kung wala ang tamis mo
Test paper ka ba?
Nauubos ang oras ko kakatitig sayo.
Hayan tuloy, babagsak na yata ako sayo.
Kung kasalanan ang maging maganda
Huwag kang mag-alala wala kang kasalanan
