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Pag hindi ka mahal ng mahal mo wag ka magreklamo. Kasi may mga tao rin na di mo mahal pero mahal ka.. Kaya quits lang. —————————- Hindi naman yung taong mahal mo ang mahirap kalimutan nung nawala siya sa’yo eh… Kundi yung taong naging ikaw dahil sa kanya. —————————- Kung dalawa ang mahal mo, piliin mo yung pangalawa. Kasi hindi ...

Here are funny and spooky Tagalog Halloween Funny Jokes and Quotes, made just for this halloween and for you to share with. If you have your own favorite Tagalog Halloween Funny Jokes and Quotes, we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: halloween jokes, and will posted up ...

“Mahal mo ba ako dahil kailangan mo ako o kailangan mo lang ako kaya mahal mo ako” - Claudine Barretto in Milan “Walang personalan, trabaho lang.” - Rudy Fernandez, Markang Bungo (1991) “Akala mo lang wala.. pero meron!! meron!! meron!!” - Carlo Aquino, Bata, Bata…Paano Ka Ginawa (1998) “Pinuno mo na ang salop! Dapat ka nang kalusin!” – Fernando Poe ...

Alam mo, baka di ka na makauwi. Bakit? Eh kasi nasa isip na kita. Alam mo kung bola ka baka di kita mai-shoot? Dahil lagi mo ako mamimiss. Ulan ka ba? Kasi lupa ako, sa ayaw at sa gusto mo sa akin ang bagsak mo. Tumatangkad ka ba? Kasi dati hanggang balikat lang kita. Ngayon, nasa isip na kta. Lumiit ...

“Do you know how to drive?, Yes (make sure the answer would be YES). ‘Coz you drive me crazy.”More Sweet Pick Up lines on the link. Pinoy Funny English Pick Up Lines “Are you on Facebook? ‘Coz I’d definitely click Like.” “Oops, I think I lost my number. Can I have yours?” “If I were an Azkal, then you are ...

Senator Miriam Defensor-Santiago strikes with her newest funny pickup lines and jokes again which have been adding hilarious flavors to her speeches: Juan: Gusto kong maging piloto Nena: Gusto kong maging titser Maria: Gusto kong maging mabuting ina Pedro: Gusto kong gawing ina si Maria Kung asukal ka, ako naman ay sago Wala akong kwenta kung wala ang tamis mo ...